Got Wood?

I know, I know.  That's a little obvious but once you get a taste of this beef you're gonna' have wood in your pants.

Now, it's well known that I'm a fan of the dark meat so when I found out that Wood, a big, black muscle-bear who works out at my gym was interested in doing a solo with us I had to wipe the drool from my mouth and act cool and professional.  Not easy when presented with this big in every which way man.