After a great week at Provincetown Bear Week on the Cape in Massachusetts, I learned three important things:
1. If you spend most of your time at the Dick-Dock (under the Boat Slip's T-party dance floor) sand starts to chafe your butt hole.
2. Extra Virgin Olive Oil (EVOO) is great for cooking but neither soothes the chafing nor restores virginity to your butt hole.
3. P-town Bear Week is just about the greatest place to hang out with tons of sexy bears in this whole United States of America.
I went to P-town, ostensibly, to shoot some videos with one of our PantheonBear favorites Ford Holland and a few other local hotties but I do have a predilection to cock sucking so the dick-dock kept calling me, calling me... and it's very difficult to shoot a porn with two Peni (Penises?) in one's mouth and sand chafing one's bum.
However, I did manage, between my forays into the dark underground of cock-sucking, to shoot some really hot scenes with Ford and Jasper Towns (below) for our upcoming Real Men release all about hot daddies and their even hotter boys, and real life, and ULTRA-HOT, couple Vincent and Jake Gordon. Look for their scene on HotOlderMale.com soon!
Now I'm off to power-wash my still-sore ass and slather it in petroleum jelly, or perhaps I should just take a naked dip in the Gulf of Mexico...