My friend Curt and I were watching the dull Sunday night football game last week between the Philadelphia Eagles and Chicago Bears, drinking a few beers and waxing not-quite-poetic about our never-ending lust for most football players when a grand present was handed to us. As an Eagle was trying to tackle Bears' wide receiver (and frustrating member of my fantasy football team) Devin Hester, he fully de-pantsed Devin, making Curt jump up and point at the screen in excitement. This is quite an event because Curt isn't prone to jumping up except perhaps to get another beer, and even then he tends to gradually slide to the floor before making his way to the fridge. So the jumping and exclaiming, I knew, had to mean an extraordinary event had occurred.
Thank heavens, then for the DVR because I had missed that grand event. Curt rewound, paused and I photographed Devin Hester's glorious black muscle-ass in full view. Delicious. I even forgave him (somewhat) for his poor fantasy football performance that day.
I hope you enjoy the view as much as I did.
