I was spending a naked late night recently with a new potential fuck-buddy and we were having a great time.   We'd had a few beers, had some porn on the tube and were rolling around laughing and sucking and soon I got down to his nice, sweet juicy ass.  I really enjoy getting my tongue nice and deep up there and he was moaning and groaning.

But then suddenly he said it.  He said a word that stopped my tongue in its track.  "Oh yeah," he said "yeah, get it nice and wet.  I want you to fuck my twinkle-twat."  SCREEECH!  What?!

Now I figured out what he was talking about based on the location of my face but "Twinkle-Twat?!"  WTF!

So here's a list of the most cringe-worthy words we've heard here at the office for a man's ass or asshole.  Tell us what you think in the poll on the right side of the page. Vote for the most cringe-worthy word or phrase.

And yes, I did fuck his Twinkle-Twat in the end.  What can I say? I was horny and it was an awfully nice Twinkle-Twat.

CUNT:  Okay, some guys get off on having their holes abused and really letting themselves go.  I like a good hard pounding myself.  But some guys just can't handle the thought that the guy they're with has a Cunt.

TWINKLE-TWAT: Maybe I'm the only one in the world who has ever heard this, although I suspect my buddy's other tricks might have heard it too.  Twat is bad enough but why the hell is it twinkling?

MAN-PUSSY: Not unlike Cunt, some guys just don't want to associate Pussy with themselves or their tricks.  But after a 3-hour fuck, your hole is as close to a pussy as it's gonna get.

POOPER:  I have a friend who likes to say he needs to get his pooper fucked tonight.  I just can't imagine anyone wanting to fuck a pooper.

FUCK-HOLE:  I'm not sure this belongs here because I kind of like this one.  Fuck-hole sort of says it all.

JUICE-BOX:  I just envision Juicy-Juice exploding out of his hole and getting all over me and my sheets.  Gross.

GOLDEN-MOUNDS: I do like a beefy man's ass.  I'm not sure Golden Mounds is so bad, unless the guy is black or latino and his mounds are just mounds and not golden.

RECTUM: If someone said they wanted to fuck my rectum, I'd make them give me anesthesia first so I'd forget I just heard the word rectum in a sexual connotation.

SHIT-HOLE:  Yes, I know shit comes out of there but that really is the last thing I want to be thinking of when my tongue or my cock are down there.