Now that the NFL playoffs are upon us, I thought it would be fun to have a playoff of sorts of the daddy (head) coaches of the participating teams.  So I'm going to show the head coaches of the playoff teams and rank them on my personal hotness scale until we get to an eventual hottest daddy coach champion!  That Champion will be the first ever in the Hot Daddy Coach Super Bowl I. 

Tell me what you think and vote for your hottest coach in the poll to the right.

I'm going to base this purely on the hotness of the coach and try not to let my opinion of their teams affect my choices.  And since my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers and their super-hot coach Mike Tomlin missed the playoffs this year, you can be assured of an unbiased assessment. 

We start with the Wild Card Round

     AFC Wild card round: Harbaugh VS Belichick
     

No contest here.  Belichick's perpetual scowl under his wretched sports hoodie does him in, plus Harbaugh is really just plain fucking hot.  Harbaugh.

                Wild Card Winner!

         NFC Wild card round: Reid VS Phillips

Ummmmm.  I'm drunk and horny. Each of them hits on me.  Which am I less afraid to wake up next to in the morning? Mmmmm.  Andy Reid.

                Wild Card Winner!

        AFC Wild card round: Ryan VS Lewis

Wow.  Hard for me to pick a winner here because, honestly, neither of them really does much for me but, as my friends know, I'm a fan of the dark meat so Marvin Lewis gets my nod and moves on to the next round.

                 Wild Card Winner!

        NFC Wild card round: McCarthy VS Whisenhunt

I have to confess I didn't even know what McCarthy looked like before this exercise and he's not a bad looking guy but Whisenhunt looks like he's got a big dick and isn't afraid to use it.  Plus he might tie me up and leave me there for a few days.  Woof.  Whisenhunt

                 Wild Card Winner!

        AFC Divisional Round: Harbaugh VS Caldwell

I know I said I'm a fan of the dark meat but Harbaugh is just too plain hot.  Sorry Jim.

                 Divisional Winner!

        AFC Divisional Round: Lewis VS Turner

I know we all had acne but Norv's skin is just too much for me to handle, plus have I mentioned I'm a fan of the dark meat?  Marvin Lewis.

                 Divisional Winner!

        NFC Divisional Round: Reid VS Payton

Really?  These are my choices?  Sorry Andy, I slept with you the last time I was hammered.  Sean gets my drunk ass this time.

                 Divisional Winner!

        NFC Divisional Round: Whisenhunt VS Childress

   

Here's the problem with playoffs, sometimes teams - or coaches - who should rightly meet each other in the championship meet the week before.  These are definitely the two hottest NFC coaches in the playoffs.  Don't make me choose!  OK.  If I have to. First, I have a three-way with them (Ken ties the knots, Brad gets first go at my ass...) But I ask Brad to stay and Ken to kindly untie me but keep my number just in case Brad and I have a fight.

                 Divisional Winner!

        AFC Championship: Harbaugh VS Lewis

   
Just plain hot wins out easily.  John Harbaugh.  I bet we drink a lot of beer before we get started and watersports are involved. 

                 AFC Champion!

        NFC Championship: Payton VS Childress

Another boring championship game.  No contest.  Brad Childress.

                 NFC Champion!

        Hot Daddy Football Coach Super Bowl I: Harbaugh VS Childress

  
It's big brother John, my beer drinking, football-watching fuck buddy versus bearded daddy Brad, for whom I cook breakfast as he sleeps in before calling me back to bed for a morning fuck.

Sorry big-bro, I'm going with sexy bearded daddy Brad Childress!  My hot daddy coach winner!

What do you think?  Do you agree with me or who would be your hottest daddy coach?

Vote in our poll to the right for the hottest coach in your book.

And for the record, I'm rooting for the New Orleans Saints against the San Diego Charges in the real Super Bowl.